- He had a tennis court, which likely means he played tennis. SHEED ON THE TENNIS COURT!
- Sheed’s “favorite joint” is turkey bacon.
- He has an extra large tub, so his knees aren’t out of the water.
- Sheed has a urinal in his bathroom.
- A predator guards the entrance to Sheed’s den. So, so perfect.
- Sheed’s an air-hockey guy.
- Sheed drove a ’95 Bronco, leaving his teammates to call him “OJ.”
- “I keep all my cars dirty.”
- “These are my dogs right here. I got some Japanese koi.”
Long live Sheed.