GAME RECAP: Knicks 116, Celtics 92

No Kenyon? No Tyson? No Amar’e? No problem. Carmelo Anthony and the rest of his buddies packed up to Boston and took care of the Boston Celtics to win their fifth straight basketball game. The New York Knicks (26-40) are now in sole possession of ninth place in the Eastern Conference and they’re only three games […]


GAME RECAP: Celtics 90, Knicks 86

INT. MODEST HOUSE IN THE NEW YORK CITY SUBURBS Stacey, our heroine, is a 39-year-old woman who writes recaps for an awful professional basketball team. We find her sitting in a comfy chair in the den of her house, staring at her TV in disbelief. Her laptop is positioned in front of her on a […]


GAME RECAP: Celtics 114, Knicks 73

The Knicks lost today, but things aren’t so bad. In fact, in their last three games, the Knicks sport a .666 winning percentage. Extrapolated out over the course of a season, the Knicks are a 55 win team! And yeah, they lost by 41 points, but things could be worse! Case in point, one need only […]